dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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