he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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