if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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