OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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