This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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