the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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