I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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