As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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