he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize