I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got inside last night via doggy door
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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