You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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