i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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