its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You're like the curious george of whores
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
