Sponge bath it is.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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