I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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