no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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