How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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