Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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