it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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