you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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