what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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