We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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