Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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