So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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