Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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