It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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