question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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