went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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