Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
