I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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