I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
