how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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