I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have fence marks all over my body
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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