So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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