that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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