i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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