Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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