do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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