And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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