Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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