I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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