You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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