So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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