But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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