They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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