So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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