My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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