i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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