hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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