I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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