But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
